Sounds Like Sarcasm

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Yesterday these bitchy girls came into Tflats wearing pearls, pencil skirts, and sweaters tied around their necks. They looked as if the came straight from a Polo match. Anyway they proceeded to ask if we had any Merlot on hand, mind you we are a burrito joint and in no way the sophisticated kind, I told her we didn’t have any and the woman proceeded to ask for my manager. Within the next ten minutes I must have said the word Merlot about 20 times (fighting with these woman and explaining to my manager what they wanted) 1 time out of those 20 times I called the wine “Mer-lay” probably because I was speaking fast and I was very upset at them. FINALLY when the conversation subsided one of the bitches turned around and said and by the way it’s “Mer-lo” but I’m sure you don’t drink it at the trailer park and all 3 of them started to laugh in hysterics.

I COULD HAVE KILLED A BITCH.