Sounds Like Sarcasm

cherry-waves:

movieoftheday:

Edie: I went to a party once and there was a palm reader there. When she looked at my hand she just — she froze. And I said to her, “I know. My life line is broken. I know I won’t live past 30.”

For B.

I’ll be your Andy, anytime.

I urge you to consider the following, without thinking of me as condescending. I cant explain the hatred I have for the cult followers that are Andy Warhol fans. He was a horrible person. I’m sick and tired of this world putting BAD people on pedestals. Just because your being “real” doesn’t mean your not being a dick. I hate it when people are given credit for being an outspoken person because they bitch. The only type of people who should be given credit for being outspoken are people with causes. Real causes. Treating someone like an outcast because they are not wearing the right brand of shoes that week does not give the world the “ok” to say your eccentric and bold. Andy Warhol was an asshole. A fucked up asshole. He didn’t give the world art, he gave it controversy (and not the good kind). And Lord knows we have enough already. SO for all you trendy fucks (Lee take no offense to this since I did reblog it from you, it is more so steam building up from seeing this fucker on my dashboard so much) start admiring someone real.

(via tiresome)

I LOVE this.

(via papertissue)

DON’T LET THAT NIGHT IN OCTOBER HAPPEN.

DON’T go to your senior prom. 
DON’T date Zachary Dent.
If you have any doubts or concerns on anything never go into it.

(The above WILL NOT happen if number 1 is taken care of.)

Lastly,
DON’T saying something mean to Brigid.
(She will think you meant something else and wont talk to you again, and you’ll move away and Utah will never happen.)

Someone should tell her a porcupine came on her face.

fuckyeahladygaga:

Lady Gaga performing Paparazzi at the VMAs.

Still SO FUCKING confused about this.

galebeggy:

rayannknows:

giaface:

Gale Beggy wins the best Fuck Kanye tweet.

HAHA! I almost posted this too. Great minds think alike! You tell him, Gale! (I still don’t know what happened, but I don’t like Kanye. So I’m all for this!)

BUT SERIOUS THOUGH I MEAN ITS LIKE ITS LIKE ITS LAKE WHY HOW OWULD HE THINK THIS IS WHY WOULDNT SOMEONE TELL HIM TO HE HAS TO HE HAS

REALLY1?!

LMAO. I’m Spamming tonight.

(via pearlsandcigarettes)

truer words were never spoken awkward penguin!